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Jeff Demotivational Poster


THE DUDE - Or "The Dude", "His Dudeness", "El Duderino" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.




YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


ONE-STOP SHOPPING -




VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


LETS GO GET SOME BBQ - and get bizzy!




AAAHHH!!! -


TAGS: fresh prince bel air will smith dj jazzy jazz jeff tv sitcom
Rating: 1.96/5

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w00t - August 12, 2009, 3:43 pm
Jazz ftw!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:28 am
I think he's made entirely out of VIDEO!
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 8:59 pm
Now, will the caption be throw out after him?


AND THE ONES THAT MOTHER GIVES YOU -


TAGS: jefferson airplane white rabbit
Rating: 4.6/5

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CaptCourageous - November 6, 2011, 10:32 am
it looks like the face is facing forward and sideways at the same time
Bob D. Sailor - June 15, 2011, 10:58 pm
This picture is creeping me out majorly.


BOWLING - Allowing fat men everywhere to claim they play a sport.


TAGS: jeff
Rating: 4.42/5

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JEFFREY DAHMER - He looks hungry.


TAGS: jeffrey dahmer eating people douche fag
Rating: 2.5/5

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Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 2:05 am
Hey...HEY! Why didn't they give Hannibal Lecter the death penalty? Because...they were afraid of what he'd want for a last meal! Waka! Waka! Waka!
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:03 am
om nom nom
agdaniele - February 6, 2009, 8:28 pm
You gotta stop watching the Discovery Channel... you're getting news that's about 14 years old. Motifake #14074 nailed it.


JEFFREY DAHMER - NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM


TAGS: jeffrey dahmer
Rating: 3/5

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Z-Bob - April 13, 2009, 10:58 am
Technically that's not true. Wishing a president was dead is not treason. Stating that you are going to make it happen is. Although I would not take the chance that those Secret Service guys wouldn't make that distinction. For what it's worth...
WTFO - January 26, 2009, 12:19 am
Hey S7, why don't you email the former President's office with that comment? That way we won't have to read your ignorance after the Secret Service catch up with you. NOTE: your statement is an act of treason (for those confused of the rules)
Mark - January 25, 2009, 11:05 am
What's the matter Scorpio7? Did Jeff turn you down for a date?
Scorpio7 - January 25, 2009, 9:12 am
Thank Gawd he's dead. Wish George W. Bush (and everyone like him) was, also.
Vedder - July 31, 2008, 1:20 am
DIRTY FRANK!!!


JEFFREE STAR - Gets more boys than Megan Fox




BALLS -


TAGS: jefferson declaration of independance t*** or gtfo your mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 26, 2010, 12:11 pm
Nice! 5L


The Dude Abides -


TAGS: thedude surfsup penguin cartoon jeffbridges
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:25 am
I love the Dude


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TAGS: jefferson
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:14 pm
Maybe Thomas Jefferson DID say that. Just not THAT Thomas Jefferson.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2014, 10:21 pm
I can see my house from here._ Jesus
Cannabal - May 19, 2014, 7:24 pm
"What the f'uck is the internet?!" ~Jay Mewes
Reality Lord - May 19, 2014, 6:53 pm

don't believe everything you read on the internet. _ Plato


70'S TV WORD PLAY - When you get it, you'll LOL.


TAGS: 70 s tv washington jefferson
Rating: 2.88/5

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north star - July 31, 2009, 8:15 pm
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson then George Jefferson.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:22 am
OOOH! OOOH! I got it! Is it "Sanford and Son"...?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
This is the funniest poster you ever made Todd Snyder. 1 Lion
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
Don't like to be Snickered at? Would you rather he be Milky Waying you? Ba-dum-dum
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 9:43 pm
Either do I Porc...but I have been drinking
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:25 pm
Sean is always *snickering* at me....
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 9:15 pm
I just don't get it
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
d***! And here all this time I actually thought Sean was laughing WITH me.....
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
Dogfight!
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:09 pm
buzz check!! Got it. LOL
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
snicker = meaning not LOL. In fact only "1L" not 2L's.
MO - July 27, 2009, 8:38 pm
psst!!! Buzzzz!!! todd......no snicker!
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:28 pm
**snicker, snicker** WHEEZIE!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:35 pm
I got it immediately, and I 1L'd


Welcome to colorful colorado -




THE STRANGER -




EVOLUTION -




dependence -


TAGS: jefferson
Rating: 4.92/5

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chickenlittle - April 9, 2014, 12:23 am
Haha, thanks Sean :)
Sean - April 8, 2014, 11:26 am
My reaction/observation was in response to how that quote is normally used. But anywho, it's a nice poster (see? back on my meds).
chickenlittle - April 7, 2014, 10:14 pm
Hi Sean, that I don't know. It sounds like I'm trying to be really political with this poster but it's really just meant to be thought-provoking. I thought it was an interesting quote. I almost didn't post it because I wasn't sure it worked.
Sean - April 7, 2014, 9:49 pm
And just how small must a government be before it's too small to take away everything I've got?
EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2014, 10:07 pm
That's not government, that's the plutocrats!


DARTS - Where it's always just the tip!


TAGS: jeff
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greeny - October 3, 2012, 7:27 pm
ditto
Reality Lord - October 3, 2012, 6:58 pm

lol


SLAIN -




SUNRISE - Whether I retire to bed early or late, I always rise with the sun. ~ Thomas Jefferson


TAGS: jefferson thomas sun sleep zoomer
Rating: 4.17/5

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Rudedog - April 1, 2013, 11:58 pm
Is TJ. Referring to morning wood?
ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 8:21 am
not me I go to sleep when it is rising


BABY JEFFERSONS -


TAGS: baby moustache jeffersons
Rating: 4.12/5

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Airman - September 14, 2010, 4:30 pm
LOL
deepsquatter - September 14, 2010, 2:50 pm
one of the few time I really did laugh out loud. Registered today for the first time just to give this a vote of 5
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 6:00 am

nice


FACEPLANT... FOR PRESIDENT - Consummate artist, poster guru, and instructor in "FUNNY"! Plus that crazy clown thing would scare the CRAP out our enemies! No day for you indeed!


TAGS: all clowns need a day thomas jefferclown
Rating: 4/5

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Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 5:44 pm
Lets just say there would be a few changes round these parts.
Chef - June 22, 2010, 5:43 pm
Don't mention it... I would vote for ya! The Thomas Jefferson of creepy clowns!
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 5:40 pm
Thanks buddy


THEN AND NOW - As Newlyweds, you fought just so you could have the make-up sex. As an elderly couple, you fight so that you won't have to sleep in the same room as the other person.




YOU'RE DOOM -




Jeff Little -




YOU KNOW YOUR TOWN HAS REDNECKS IF... - The Safeway in town has a sign that discourages you from bringing in firearms.


TAGS: firearms rednecks jeff foxworthy
Rating: 2.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:32 pm
And I want to clarify, I'm not anti-gun. If I were, I'd lose a lot of friends. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:29 pm
I think it's silly because there's no way to enforce unless someone flashes their piece. And in the state of California, laws are made but not enforced.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm
Lol! That's right! :-D
MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:39 am
tHE OWNER DOESN'T WANT TO GET SUED FOR $10k BECAUSE SOME CRACK-HEAD WANTS TO ROB THE REGISTER FOR $300. rEMMEBER THAT SCENE IN ROBO-COP, WHERE HE BUSTS UP THE LIQUOR SORE ROBBERY BY THROWING THE GUY INTO THE COOLER AND CAUSING THOUSANDS IN DAMAGES
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2013, 11:12 pm
It's probably not that the owners are anti-2nd amendment, but because of a law that you can't carry where alcohol is sold.


PISSIN' IN THE WIND -


TAGS: jerry jeff walker
Rating: 2.09/5

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Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 2:26 am
This was a Jerry Jeff tribute. I still like the outlaw wave of the late 70s.


Honesty -


TAGS: lincoln thomas jefferson black eye
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - January 14, 2016, 5:45 am
Excellent “A half truth is a whole lie.” a 5er


The Dude -




windows o/s -




The Dude -




paranoia -


TAGS: thedude jeffbridges arlingtonrd paranoia terrorism
Rating: 0/5

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NickDahlmier - July 17, 2016, 3:46 pm
I just feel he should be recognized for a few more particular roles he's played, instead of just his "currently most-popular".
Silverheart - July 16, 2016, 6:49 pm

You really are Jeff Bridges #1 fan, arentcha?


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